Maybe I should just re-name my blog “I miss food”

I’m becoming quite the connoisseur of protein drinks. Apparently, this is the beverage of choice for gamers and coders. I’d say it has less of a metallic finish than Ensure, with hints of isomaltulose and soy lecithtin. The bouquet is barfy. Needless to say, I haven’t taken a solid shit in days (gross, I know. If you’re looking for a non-gross blog on cancer’s ravaging of the body, let me know when you find it). On the upside, I have stopped biting my nails. It’s a nervous habit I developed when I was about 9 or 10, but surgery and radiation have made this nearly impossible. I wish quitting had taken less extreme measures–I remember my dad offering to pay me $1 for each nail I stopped biting when I was a kid ($10 was a lot back then!). Maybe I can collect on that offer now.

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